What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is truer than that which is true?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

Moonraker

Dr No

From Russia With Love

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd